rockchester:

fishgingers:

love is a weird thing like

you just pick a human and you’re like yes i like this one i’ll let this one ruin my life forever

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fetuspuke:

YO, LIFE’S ABOUT THREE THINGS

1. GETTIN MONEY

2. GETTIN PUSSY

3. THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM

disgustingpiggy:

vulpeculaa:

disgustingpiggy:

One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious

what

It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”

I did not eat my french friend.

(Source: thankyouforthedildos)